Hi, girls! How are you all feeling?
OH went away for three weeks today woohoo! He was in a stinking mood because on Friday, the job with Fox got postponed so he thought he didn't have to go, but then the company he was working for who were doing the machinery for the Fox theme park ride called today and said they had other work they need him to do and to get on the flight. So he had a couple of hours to race round and get parts, try to return others, pack his case and sulk 'cause he didn't get laid last night. I had the good grace to look forlorn, but inside I was cheering at a few weeks' peace!
We actually had a nice Valentine's Day, went for tapas in the city after popping into a client's cafe bar (the lamp in the pic below is one of my OH's creations and is in residence at the bar. I decided it was a wig day; my hair's in dire need of a trim and at this point, it's easier and quicker to go in my dressing room and pick a wig rather than fight it with hair products.
Had a row with him yesterday before meeting friends for Sunday roast as my hair and makeup weren't behaving - I need winter foundation and powder, and my split ends are a hot mess, so after putting my makeup on I got all hormonal and had a tantrum. Same with my hair - if I'm eating, I want to wear it back but jerk complains if I don't wear it down and put makeup on - like anyone else cares! I told him while he's away I'll spend all his money on beauty products and then ask for more for groceries, because clearly they take priority. I really don't think people are going to care about how I'm wearing my hair or whether my face is painted, when they just want to eat. My mum raised me not to judge people on the outside - so when I dress up, I want to do it to make myself feel good, not because I feel obliged to otherwise he tries to make me feel bad. He's not Mr Perfect anyway; gonna start bringing my hot, young record producer and DJ colleagues over for barbecues in summer and make him feel insecure ha! You don't mess with a pregnant woman with an excess of hormones and insecurity.
I definitely look pregnant now and getting impatient to meet Maia. My cousin was due Valentine's Day and desperately trying all sorts to get labour started. I've gained 20lbs/9kg which I think is reasonable as I was too skinny at the beginning from a combination of morning sickness and my heavy work schedule with the summer tour. All our family babies are at leasy 8lbs7, lots of 9lbers, so I won't be surprised if Maia walks out during labour, straight into a 2-6mos romper suit lmao. I'm hoping her weight will help propel her out, at least!
Midwife from hell at the clinic kept shushing me when she was looking for the heartbeat - all I wanted to tell her was she was looking in the wrong place - and when she finally found it she was all WTF? 'cause Maia had her head crammed in my left hip and her butt up on my right side by my belly button. Begrudgingly, she had to accept the clinic messed up by not seeing me for an appointment since I was 7wks. First, she tried to blame us for not going back for the next appointment, to which I replied I DID and waited for over an hour, and the matron sent me away, saying I wasn't on the booking system. Silly cow is apparently my new family doctor and all she had to say was I didn't have an appointment with her, but the midwife a few doors down. She knew it was my first pregnancy and my Spanish is rubbish.
Anyhoo, after we left, I told OH the appointment had strengthened my resolve to have a sneaky homebirth with the private midwife and we'll just pretend the baby came too fast for us to get into hospital. I asked him did he want the narky Spanish one delivering Maia, to which he firmly shook his head.
Thanks for the epi info, karry, I'm going to look into what I can get at the hospital and what - if anything - I can get at home. I have a feeling I'll have to go au naturel at home but am considering getting a big bag of mary jane - not good at being stoned lol. The only time I ever smoked it was when I had bad menstrual cramps but it makes me pretty much pass out, so it might not be a good idea if I want a quick labour!
@lilly - hahaha I've started sitting with my legs spread now - it looks totally unladylike but I'm beyond caring these days. Same with trying to not belch, it's a waste of time trying to keep it in so I just set the burps free!
Ooo, have to add this thread link, I've been reading it since yesterday. Hilarious.
https://babyandbump.momtastic.com/labour-birth/696911-funny-embarrasing-labour-stories.html