Why do people think that because you are pregnant you are now like a walking buddha statue? I can't stand it! My MIL use to sit and rub and coo and baby talk at my stomach for about 30 minutes when I was pregnant with my DD. I HATED it. But I let her do it just so she wouldn't get her underwear in a wad. This time, if she comes anywhere near me, I'm going to get up and say I have to pee. I don't mind if I'm trying to let someone feel the baby kick but to just want to sit there and paw all over my stomach ... weirdo.