stardust599
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I didn't really say anything funny but I did a lot of shouting and swearing on the gas and air. Normally I'm a shy, nice person too! I never ever swear so I don't know where it came from either! When I was given morphine I just started laughing and talking utter rubbish.
To midwifes "You're fucking annoying me" "Don't touch me" "Get me the fucking morphine" "Get it now" "I am pushing, you get up here and do it if it's so fucking easy" "Can't you just pull her out" "Why don't we just have all babies by c-section" I also kept reciting stuff from books about all the stages of labour and telling the midwifes how to do their job!!
To OH - "Now remember not to crash the van cos I want to be there when you do" "Water, I need water. Now. Get me fucking water."
Every contraction - "sigh, oh fuck sake here's another one, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhh AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, sob sob sob, it hurts"
xxx
To midwifes "You're fucking annoying me" "Don't touch me" "Get me the fucking morphine" "Get it now" "I am pushing, you get up here and do it if it's so fucking easy" "Can't you just pull her out" "Why don't we just have all babies by c-section" I also kept reciting stuff from books about all the stages of labour and telling the midwifes how to do their job!!
To OH - "Now remember not to crash the van cos I want to be there when you do" "Water, I need water. Now. Get me fucking water."
Every contraction - "sigh, oh fuck sake here's another one, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhh AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, sob sob sob, it hurts"
xxx